Anonymous Relationship Funny Quotes

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

- Anonymous

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

- Anonymous

Your degree is just a piece of paper, Your education is seen in your behaviour.

- Anonymous

Don’t lie to me unless you’re absolutely sure that I will never find the truth.

- Anonymous

Never lie to the person you love. Its not worth it and they don’t deserve it.

- Anonymous

Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

- Anonymous

Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

- Anonymous

Let the colors of Holi spread the message of peace and happiness.

- Anonymous

Stay original & Let the world copy you

- Anonymous

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question

- Anonymous

Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

- Anonymous

I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

- Anonymous