Barbara Johnson Short funny Quotes

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

- Barbara Johnson

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

- Barbara Johnson

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

- Barbara Johnson

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

- Anonymous

Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres

Introverts - Unite separately in your own homes

- Anonymous

I wish life was as simple as Calculus

- Anonymous

Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

- Anonymous

I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

- Anonymous

I wish more people were fluent in silence

- Anonymous