Mark Twain Lying Quotes

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

- Mark Twain

When angry, count to four when very angry, swear.

- Mark Twain

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

- Mark Twain

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

- Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

- Mark Twain

History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes

- Mark Twain

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

- Mark Twain

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

- Mark Twain

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

- Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

- Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

- Mark Twain

Don’t lie to me unless you’re absolutely sure that I will never find the truth.

- Anonymous

Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

- Anonymous

Lies are necessary when the truth is too difficult to believe.

- Pablo Escobar

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra

Lying and stealing are next door neighbors.

- Arabic Proverbs

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.

- George Washington

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

- Abraham Lincoln