Neil Gaiman Funny Quotes

Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.

- Neil Gaiman

The world always seems brighter when you’ve just made something that wasn’t there before.

- Neil Gaiman

I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You're doing things you've never done before, and more importantly, you're doing something.

- Neil Gaiman

I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.

- Neil Gaiman

Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.

- Neil Gaiman

I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes...you're Doing Something.

- Neil Gaiman

Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly.

- Neil Gaiman

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

- Neil Gaiman

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.

- Neil Gaiman

The moment that you feel, just possibly, you are walking down the street naked, ... That is the moment, you might be starting to get it right.

- Neil Gaiman

The one thing that you have that nobody else has is you. Your voice, your mind, your story, your vision. So write and draw and build and play and dance and live as only you can.

- Neil Gaiman

Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

- Anonymous

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes

Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

- Anonymous

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

- Anonymous

Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres