Phyllis Diller Short Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

- Phyllis Diller

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

- Phyllis Diller

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

- Phyllis Diller

Change is inevitable... Growth is optional.

- John C. Maxwell

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.

- Franklin Roosevelt

Nobody dies a virgin. Life fucks us all.

- Kurt Cobain

Don’t lie to me unless you’re absolutely sure that I will never find the truth.

- Anonymous

Never lie to the person you love. Its not worth it and they don’t deserve it.

- Anonymous

Purpose is what gives life a meaning.

- C. H. Parkhurst

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

- Margaret Lee Runbeck

A leader is a dealer in hope.

- Napoleon Bonaparte

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable.

- Seneca

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

- John Lennon