Yogi Berra Short funny Quotes

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

- Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot just by watching.

- Yogi Berra

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

- Yogi Berra

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

- Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra

When you come to a fork in the road, Take it

- Yogi Berra

The future ain't what it used to be

- Yogi Berra

It ain't over till it's over.

- Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.

- Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, Otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

- Anonymous

Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres

Introverts - Unite separately in your own homes

- Anonymous

I wish life was as simple as Calculus

- Anonymous

Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

- Anonymous

I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

- Anonymous

I wish more people were fluent in silence

- Anonymous