It’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

It isn’t much good having anything exciting, if you can’t share it with somebody.

- A. A. Milne, - Winnie the Pooh (Fictional Character)

They’re funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you’re having them.

- A. A. Milne, - Eeyore (Fictional Character)

What could be more important than a little something to eat?

- A. A. Milne, - Winnie the Pooh (Fictional Character)

I'm telling you. People come and go in this Forest, and they say, ‘It’s only Eeyore, so it doesn’t count.

- A. A. Milne, - Eeyore (Fictional Character)

The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you’re the only one.

- A. A. Milne, - Winnie the Pooh (Fictional Character)

Yesterday, when it was tomorrow, it was too exciting a day for me.

- A. A. Milne, - Winnie the Pooh (Fictional Character)

If the person you are talking to doesn’t appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

- A. A. Milne, - Winnie the Pooh (Fictional Character)

The sky has finally fallen. Always knew it would.

- A. A. Milne, - Eeyore (Fictional Character)

Think it over, think it under.

- A. A. Milne, - Winnie the Pooh (Fictional Character)

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.

- A. A. Milne, - Winnie the Pooh (Fictional Character)