Albert Einstein Humor Quotes

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein

Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.

- Albert Einstein

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

- Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

- Albert Einstein

Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

- Albert Einstein

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

- Albert Einstein

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

- Albert Einstein

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.

- Albert Einstein

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

- Albert Einstein

Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age.

- Albert Einstein

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded

- Terry Pratchett

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

- Stephen Hawking

I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.

- Daryl Hall

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.

- Lynda Barry

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

So many books, so little time.

- Frank Zappa

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein