Top Humor Quotes

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded

- Terry Pratchett

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

- Stephen Hawking

I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.

- Daryl Hall

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.

- Lynda Barry

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

So many books, so little time.

- Frank Zappa

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein