Benjamin Franklin Sarcastic Quotes

Common sense is something that everyone needs, few have, and none think they lack.

- Benjamin Franklin

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.

- Benjamin Franklin

Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.

- Benjamin Franklin

How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them.

- Benjamin Franklin

Well done is better than well said.

- Benjamin Franklin

At twenty years of age the will reigns at thirty, the wit and at forty, the judgment.

- Benjamin Franklin

Tell me and I forget, Teach me and I remember, Involve me and I learn.

- Benjamin Franklin

There never was a good war or a bad peace.

- Benjamin Franklin

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

- Benjamin Franklin

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

- Benjamin Franklin

Common sense is something that everyone needs, few have, and none think they lack.

- Benjamin Franklin

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question

- Anonymous

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes

Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

- Anonymous

I wish more people were fluent in silence

- Anonymous

Can you see the 'Fuck You' in my smile?

- Anonymous

I'm nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit

- Anonymous

People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.

- Anonymous

Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive

- Anonymous

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words

- Anonymous

Sorry honey, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, Just like stupid falls out of yours.

- Anonymous