Top 26 Sarcastic Quotes

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question

- Anonymous

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes

Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

- Anonymous

I wish more people were fluent in silence

- Anonymous

Can you see the 'Fuck You' in my smile?

- Anonymous

I'm nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit

- Anonymous

People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.

- Anonymous

Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive

- Anonymous

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words

- Anonymous

Sorry honey, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, Just like stupid falls out of yours.

- Anonymous

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here

- Anonymous

I’m not sarcastic. I’m just beyond your understanding.

- Anonymous

Sarcasm: because beating the crap outta people is illegal.

- Anonymous

Sarcasm – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

- Anonymous

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

- Anonymous

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

- Anonymous

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon

- Anonymous

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

- Anonymous

You sound better with your mouth closed.

- Anonymous

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

- Anonymous

Common sense is something that everyone needs, few have, and none think they lack.

- Benjamin Franklin

I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today

- Anonymous