People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.

Your degree is just a piece of paper, Your education is seen in your behaviour.

- Anonymous

Don’t lie to me unless you’re absolutely sure that I will never find the truth.

- Anonymous

Never lie to the person you love. Its not worth it and they don’t deserve it.

- Anonymous

Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

- Anonymous

Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

- Anonymous

Let the colors of Holi spread the message of peace and happiness.

- Anonymous

Stay original & Let the world copy you

- Anonymous

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question

- Anonymous

Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

- Anonymous

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous

Ambition is putting a ladder against the sky.

- Anonymous

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- Anonymous

If you can't love me at my worst, You don't deserve me at my best.

- Anonymous

Everything happens for a reason. Don't question it, trust it.

- Anonymous

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

- Anonymous

No one ever injured their eyesight from looking on the bright side of things.

- Anonymous

I need you like a heart needs a beat.

- Anonymous

Attitude is a little thing that can make a big difference.

- Anonymous