Anonymous Sarcastic Quotes

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question

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Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

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I wish more people were fluent in silence

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Can you see the 'Fuck You' in my smile?

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I'm nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit

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People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.

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Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words

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Sorry honey, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, Just like stupid falls out of yours.

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I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here

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I’m not sarcastic. I’m just beyond your understanding.

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Sarcasm: because beating the crap outta people is illegal.

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Sarcasm – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

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I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

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Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

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Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon

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I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

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You sound better with your mouth closed.

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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

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I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today

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It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste

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Are you always so stupid or is today a special ocassion?

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